Hear Ye! Hear ye! Hear Ye!
At Doggy Style Pet Shop on this blustery of Ground-Dogs Days, Paw-xutawnie Pink, awoke to a deafening roar outside his Ground Dog hole. Reluctantly, he combed out his beard, pulled on his Wellies and crawled out to meet the day.
Squinting through the icy winds towards thousands of his loyal followers, Pink proclaimed, "This blizzard stinks. The wind is strong, and four foot drifts are all along the road I usually walk to pee. 12 more years of winter for thee! And certainly back to bed for me."
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Yes, Paw-xutawney Pink predicted 12 more years of winter, then refused to even open the store on Ground Dog's Day. BUT, stop in tomorrow through Sunday for our amazing Ground Dog's Day Sales Event!!! Tons of stuff on sale from 20-40% off! Coats, boots, sweaters, ice melt, and more! See you when you've dug out of the snow drifts!
