Hear Ye! Hear ye! Hear Ye!
At Doggy Style Pet Shop on this Glorious Ground-Dogs Day,
Paw-xutawnie Pink, Whiner of Whiners, Killer of Squirrels, and strangely enough, Predictor of Weather Patterns awoke to the sound of snow falling softly on the midwestern plains. He combed out his beard and greeted his handler, Oscar the Cat.
After casting a curmudgeonly eye towards thousands of his loyal followers, Pink proclaimed, "As the snow falls white and clean, my shadow is nowhere to be seen. This is winter enjoying its final scene! Ya know what I mean?"
********WARNING!!! Puxatawney PHIL predicted 6 more weeks of winter! Plus, we live in Chicago where winter goes until June some years. So if you are a little bit skeptical of Pink's clairvoyant abilities, then stop in at Doggy Style this month for our Ground-Dog's Day Sale! All coats, sweaters, boots, pad balm and ice melt are 25% off!!! In addition, we've got some clearance sweaters and toys that are up to 50% off! This sale is worth it!
